Yes, George throw leaves...

My wife likes to chat with a whole buch of people through Trillian. Well, about a week ago, I came downstairs to do some fiddling on my computer while the wife-creature was a work and I saw the following in an IM window on her machine...

[08:26] atlantajayhawk68: you are kidding right..... your pic you think is hot? and youre getting hit on by all these guys? roflol:))
[08:26] *** Auto-response sent to atlantajayhawk68: Otherwise Occupied
[08:26] atlantajayhawk68: lol whatever cow

Now, when I saw this, I felt this wave of...protectiveness come over me. Not this 'How dare he talk to my wife that way!' protective, but rather a ugh-grunt-beat-chest-grab-big-stick-make-puny-man-rasberry-jelly type of protectiveness. I've never really, really felt that way before.

Now, Mister atlantajayhawk68, I have one thing to say to you. My wife is the most beautiful woman on this planet to me. She is more than a pathetic little creature such as you would ever deserve. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!

There...I feel better now.